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Children Be Gone 20oz Tumbler – Hocus Pocus Parody “Don’t Try Me” Halloween Cup

Children Be Gone 20oz Tumbler – Hocus Pocus Parody “Don’t Try Me” Halloween Cup

Regular price $24.99 USD
Regular price $29.99 USD Sale price $24.99 USD
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✨ For the witch who’s had enough. This Children Be Gone 20oz tumbler is a hilarious parody of an air freshener can—complete with directions, ingredients, and a warning label that reads “Don’t Try Me Spray.” Featuring spooky web accents, purple potions, and a nod to the Sanderson Sisters, this tumbler is equal parts funny and fabulous.

Whether you’re sipping wine after bedtime or casting side-eyes at the school pickup line, this is your new favorite drinkware.

Label highlights:

  • Smell Children? Spray Away.

  • Works on spoiled, whiny, and rebellious children

  • Active ingredients include: red 40, blue 30, pepper, salt & patience acid 860

Features:

  • 20oz stainless steel tumbler – double-wall insulated

  • Full wrap sublimation print – no cracking, peeling, or fading

  • Comes with lid & reusable straw

  • Fits most cup holders

  • Handmade with wicked humor

🧹 Great gag gift for moms, teachers, daycare workers, or anyone who’s just over it. Especially perfect for Halloween!

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