Children Be Gone 20oz Tumbler – Hocus Pocus Parody “Don’t Try Me” Halloween Cup
Children Be Gone 20oz Tumbler – Hocus Pocus Parody “Don’t Try Me” Halloween Cup
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✨ For the witch who’s had enough. This Children Be Gone 20oz tumbler is a hilarious parody of an air freshener can—complete with directions, ingredients, and a warning label that reads “Don’t Try Me Spray.” Featuring spooky web accents, purple potions, and a nod to the Sanderson Sisters, this tumbler is equal parts funny and fabulous.
Whether you’re sipping wine after bedtime or casting side-eyes at the school pickup line, this is your new favorite drinkware.
Label highlights:
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Smell Children? Spray Away.
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Works on spoiled, whiny, and rebellious children
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Active ingredients include: red 40, blue 30, pepper, salt & patience acid 860
Features:
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20oz stainless steel tumbler – double-wall insulated
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Full wrap sublimation print – no cracking, peeling, or fading
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Comes with lid & reusable straw
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Fits most cup holders
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Handmade with wicked humor
🧹 Great gag gift for moms, teachers, daycare workers, or anyone who’s just over it. Especially perfect for Halloween!
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